Description

You know you've slipped up this year when you have to start your letter with, "Dear Santa, it's actually a funny story..." Maybe this insanely soft shirt will help your chances of avoiding the naughty list!

Available in 3 different styles!

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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