Description

This shirt is not to be worn by everyone. It should only be worn by those brave enough to take on the summer heat, bugs and risk of sneezing for the rest of the afternoon after mowing the lawn. This shirt is for members of the Lawn & Order Special Mowing Unit.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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