No Coffee No Workee

$36.00

2 total reviews

Size: S

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YOUTH/KIDS

The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

SIZE CHEST WIDTH

XS 30 – 32 inches

S 34 – 36 inches

M 38 – 40 inches

L 42 – 44 inches

XL 46 – 48 inches

XXL 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in M
(correct size)

Woman in XS
(correct size)

Man in L
(too big)

Woman in S
(too big)
SIZE CHEST WIDTH

XS 31 – 34 inches

S 34 – 37 inches

M 38 – 41 inches

L 42 – 45 inches

XL 46 – 49 inches

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH
XS	30 – 32 inches
S	34 – 36 inches
M	38 – 40 inches
L	42 – 44 inches
XL	46 – 48 inches
XXL	48 – 50 inches

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH
XS	31 – 34 inches
S	34 – 37 inches
M	38 – 41 inches
L	42 – 45 inches
XL	46 – 49 inches

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

AGE	WEIGHT	HEIGHT	CHEST WIDTH
2 y/o	31-34 lb	32-36 in	21 inches
4 y/o	35-41 lb	26-40 in	22 inches
6 y/o	42-45 lb	40-43 in	23 inches
8 y/o	49-52 lb	48-50 in	26 inches
10 y/o	54-62 lb	51-54 in	27 inches

The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

Find your chest size below to help you get the right fit.

ADULT SHIRT SIZING

Chest width:

XS: 30 – 32 inches
S: 34 – 36 inches
M: 38 – 40 inches
L: 42 – 44 inches
XL: 46 – 48 inches
XXL: 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in Medium (correct size)

Woman in Extra Small (correct size)

Man in Large (too big)

Woman in Small (too big)

ADULT HOODIE SIZING

Chest width:

XS: 31" - 34"
S: 34" -37"
M: 38" - 41"
L: 42" - 45"
XL: 46" - 49"

YOUTH SIZES

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

2 Year Old

31 - 34 pounds, 32 - 36 inches tall, 21 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

4 year Old

35 - 41 pounds, 36 - 40 inches tall, 22 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

6 Year Old

42 - 45 pounds, 40 - 43 inches tall, 23 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

8 Year Old

49 - 52 pounds, 48 - 50 inches tall, 26 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

10 Year Old

54 - 62 pounds, 51 - 54 inches tall, 27 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

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Style: Crewneck

Crewneck
V-neck

Color: Athletic Grey

Athletic GreyAthletic Grey
Dark GreyDark Grey

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"These are legitimately the softest shirts I have ever put on my body. I own five and keep coming back for more!"

– Sarah M. ✔ Verified Buyer

Description

If you can't function without caffeine, let the world know by sporting this insanely soft shirt. It basically excuses you from having to do anything before you've had at least 1 cup of coffee. It's also available in 2 shades of grey, in crewneck and v-neck.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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