Description

It doesn't matter where it goes down. The mall. The park. Middle of the office. You have Dance Contest Winner written all over you. The only question that actually exists is what favorite old-school song you'll be dancing to in your head.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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David F Lutgen
Girls weekend

These are for the girls, who have never won a dance contest. Funny though my husband did.

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Karen Crouse
As advertised

Arrived fast and was as described. A gift for my husband, he got a kick out of it.