Description

If we got paid by the hour we could quit our day jobs. And then wear this insanely soft tee around the clock. Or we could do that now. That's cool. Whatever you think is best.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Karie Ross
That’s me to a T

Loud and proud to be an over thinker, and I think this tee fits perfectly. I love the color and feel. I wanted it to fit a little looser, so I ordered it in a medium, and surprisingly it fit better than some other mediums I had ordered. Very happy with this one!!

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Evan Wheatley
Great T!

Great shirt! Very comfy!