Description

Wish everyone a merry everything and happy always this year in one of our insanely soft shirts.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Crushing Deez Nuts View
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Oh Fudge View
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Bite Me View
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Oh Snap View
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Bye Buddy View
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Always Cold View
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HATE HATE HATE View
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Happy Yallidays View
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I Put Out For Santa View
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Dead Inside But Still Jolly View
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Ho Ho Hold My Eggnog View
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Too Lit To Quit View
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Smells Like Christmas Spirit View
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