Description

What ever you do, you'd better not give up where the Elf is. Because snitches get stitches.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Christmas Chicken Butt View
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Crushing Deez Nuts View
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HATE HATE HATE View
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Sleigher Santa View
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Don't Stop Believin' Santa View
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Where Do You Think? View
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Bend Over and I'll Show You View
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Smells Like Christmas Spirit View
Smells Like Christmas Spirit
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It's A Bit Nipply View
It's A Bit Nipply
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Naughty, Nice, Boujee View
Naughty, Nice, Boujee
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Cutest Reindeer of All Kids View
Cutest Reindeer of All Kids
$28.00
Oh Fudge View
Oh Fudge
$36.00
Have a Holly Dolly Christmas View
Have a Holly Dolly Christmas
$36.00
Bite Me View
Bite Me
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Oh Snap View
Oh Snap
$36.00
Bye Buddy View
Bye Buddy
$36.00
Exterior Illumination Expert View
Exterior Illumination Expert
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Always Cold View
Always Cold
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Merry and Bright View
Merry and Bright
$36.00
Happy Yallidays View
Happy Yallidays
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I Put Out For Santa View
I Put Out For Santa
$36.00
Dead Inside But Still Jolly View
Dead Inside But Still Jolly
$36.00
Ho Ho Hold My Eggnog View
Ho Ho Hold My Eggnog
$36.00
Too Lit To Quit View
Too Lit To Quit
$36.00

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