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Two Scoops? No, make it three because we're not driving! This year stay ~home alone~ for the Holidays in one of our insanely soft designs!

Available in two different styles!

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Anonymous
Quality tshirt

Nice quality shirt - my SIL loves it.

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Britney Hill
Perfect gift

Got this for my husband because we quote it all the time, and he cracked up upon receiving it. It's so soft and comfortable. I'm sure he'll be wearing it all the time... Christmas or not!