Description
Pioneers were so fetch. This tee is sure to turn heads, just like the wheels on an ox-drawn carriage and the fabric feels softer than churned butter!
Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Beth Jordan Creel
Cornbread in Maine

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Beth Jordan Creel
Portland, Maine

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Ryan Fitzgerald
Love This!

Great shirt and very funny get lots of laughs from people who see it !

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Courtney Rodriquez
Perfect 80’s shirt!

I absolutely love this shirt. Gives me total 80’s nostalgia. You always looked forward to computer class on Friday’s because you’d get to play Oregon Trail!