Description

You know what they say, if you ain't first, you're last. So get there early or try a little bit harder.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Renee Wood
Super funny!

My son loved this shirt! A history buff and Ricky Bobby fan!

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Catherine Helton
George

George, he’s da man!