Description

Can you imagine? The audacity? To be the public in public? What a world we live in. Get this silly and all-to-relatable phrase on an insanely soft dark grey tee for the next time you have to venture into the outside world.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Beth Menis
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