Description

Roses are red, I'm not awake, this poem is bad, pancake?

We thought the poem needed some updating and well, this is what we came up with.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Joanna Silverstein
Love this shirt!

My 12 year old saw this and had to have it. He loves it! So soft and so funny.

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Michelle Elder
Pancake!

I love this shirt. It is quirky, talks about Pancakes and is super comfortable. What more could a girl want? 😂🥰