Description

Could you imagine faking like you have nearly drowned in a pool only to try and trick the female lifeguard into giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? If you answered yes, yup, this shirt is for you.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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