Description

Watching you when you're awake, watching when you're asleep...so judgmental. Kindly ask Santa to stop judging you in this insanely soft shirt.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Justin Murphy
“Dear Santa, Stop Judging Me” and get me more Home T’s

As usual, great fit and incredibly comfortable. Plus, who doesn’t love a little Christmas sass! Now if only I lived somewhere warm in December….

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Carolyn capstick Meehan
Oh, Santa

Very on topic.