Description

For the one who you have to bribe around the Holidays... with fruitcake! Whether you were told there would, or wouldn't be any!

  • Two designs available
  • 50% Polyester 25% Cotton 25% Rayon
Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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