Description

What ever you do, you'd better not give up where the Elf is. Because snitches get stitches.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Crushing Deez Nuts View
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Where Do You Think? View
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It's A Bit Nipply View
It's A Bit Nipply
$36.00
Naughty, Nice, Boujee View
Naughty, Nice, Boujee
$36.00
Cutest Reindeer of All Kids View
Cutest Reindeer of All Kids
$28.00
All of the Otter Reindeer View
All of the Otter Reindeer
$36.00
Bite Me View
Bite Me
$36.00
Jewish Checkmark View
Jewish Checkmark
$36.00
Sorry Santa I've Been Feral View
Sorry Santa I've Been Feral
$36.00
I Put Out for Santa View
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Christmas  (Custom) View
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$36.00
Being Good for Goodness Sake View
Being Good for Goodness Sake
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Crushin' It View
Crushin' It
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Hold Me Closer Tiny Prancer View
Hold Me Closer Tiny Prancer
$36.00
I've Been Ready for Christmas Since Last Christmas View
I've Been Ready for Christmas Since Last Christmas
$36.00
The Big Tree Matching Set View
The Big Tree Matching Set
$54.00
Meowy Christmas View
Meowy Christmas
$36.00
Naughty List Legend View
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