New Statements

My Favorite Plans Are Canceled

Dogs Over People

Feeling IDGAF-ish

It's Me, Hi. I'm the Problem.

Temporarily Out of Mind

La Vida Broka

Too Honky for This Tonky

As Far As I Know, I'm Delightful

Today's Yoga Pose Is Downward Spiral

Caffeine Queen

Have A Dam Good Day

Shh Nobody Cares

Stuck In The 70s

How'd Ya Get So Fly?

Older Than The Internt

I'm Not Weird

Houston, I Have So Many Problems

Sports DILF

Treat People With Kindness Flowers

I'd Rather Be Camping

I'd Rather Be Hiking

Wild Heart

Absolutely Not

Into The Wild

Here for the Cowboys

Be Cool Stay Kind

Good Days Only Smilies