Description

It's so hard to teach facial expressions their inside voices. If you always make a face out loud, this tee is for you.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Wendy Kleefisch
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I support this site because proceeds are donated to the MS society! MS Warrior here! The shirts are so soft and comfortable. Thank You!