New Humor

My Spirit Animal Would Eat Yours

Too Sexy for This Shirt

Looks Aren't Everything

Feeling IDGAF-ish

My Cat Says You're Dumb

Stupidity is Not a Crime

This is Not A Drill

Inside Expressions

Settle for Pizza

I Like Big Boats

Ding Dong Your Opinion is Wrong

That Sounds Like Not My Problem

00 Days Since Last Dad Joke

Temporarily Out of Mind

La Vida Broka

Too Honky for This Tonky

The Pun-Fu Master

Don't Stress Meowt

Too Glam To Give A Damn

Go Out In Public

Give Up Shopping

Honesty Saves Everyone Time

Say It In French

Easily Distracted By Cowboys