Everything Hurts and I'm Dying

$36.00

5 total reviews

Size: S

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The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

SIZE CHEST WIDTH

XS 30 – 32 inches

S 34 – 36 inches

M 38 – 40 inches

L 42 – 44 inches

XL 46 – 48 inches

XXL 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in M
(correct size)

Woman in XS
(correct size)

Man in L
(too big)

Woman in S
(too big)
SIZE CHEST WIDTH

XS 31 – 34 inches

S 34 – 37 inches

M 38 – 41 inches

L 42 – 45 inches

XL 46 – 49 inches

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH
XS	30 – 32 inches
S	34 – 36 inches
M	38 – 40 inches
L	42 – 44 inches
XL	46 – 48 inches
XXL	48 – 50 inches

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH
XS	31 – 34 inches
S	34 – 37 inches
M	38 – 41 inches
L	42 – 45 inches
XL	46 – 49 inches

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

AGE	WEIGHT	HEIGHT	CHEST WIDTH
2 y/o	31-34 lb	32-36 in	21 inches
4 y/o	35-41 lb	26-40 in	22 inches
6 y/o	42-45 lb	40-43 in	23 inches
8 y/o	49-52 lb	48-50 in	26 inches
10 y/o	54-62 lb	51-54 in	27 inches

The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

Find your chest size below to help you get the right fit.

ADULT SHIRT SIZING

Chest width:

XS: 30 – 32 inches
S: 34 – 36 inches
M: 38 – 40 inches
L: 42 – 44 inches
XL: 46 – 48 inches
XXL: 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in Medium (correct size)

Woman in Extra Small (correct size)

Man in Large (too big)

Woman in Small (too big)

ADULT HOODIE SIZING

Chest width:

XS: 31" - 34"
S: 34" -37"
M: 38" - 41"
L: 42" - 45"
XL: 46" - 49"

YOUTH SIZES

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

2 Year Old

31 - 34 pounds, 32 - 36 inches tall, 21 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

4 year Old

35 - 41 pounds, 36 - 40 inches tall, 22 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

6 Year Old

42 - 45 pounds, 40 - 43 inches tall, 23 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

8 Year Old

49 - 52 pounds, 48 - 50 inches tall, 26 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

10 Year Old

54 - 62 pounds, 51 - 54 inches tall, 27 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

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Style: T-Shirt

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"These are legitimately the softest shirts I have ever put on my body. I own five and keep coming back for more!"

– Sarah M. ✔ Verified Buyer

Description

Crushed your workout? Yeah, of course you did. And this Everything Hurts shirt is for you.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

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Like Magic

This fabric is so unbelievably soft, it’s like magic! I know this particular shirt was meant as a joke for working out, but as a person living with chronic pain it was funny and awesome for me to say something on my shirt that explains perfectly how I feel on the inside all the time.

Funny and so soft

I bought this shirt for my sister to add a little humor to her birthday. I also own a few Home Ts. The material is so soft and comfy I wear them often.

Great T-shirt

I love the fabric and the saying - my workout group all got these to surprise our trainer. My only complaint is that the neckline is pretty high - I like a T-shirt that fits more loosely at the neck. Would be nice if they came in men’s and women’s cuts rather than unisex. Otherwise the fit is as expected.

T-shirt

Loved it! Soft and comfortable!!

Great quality

Great quality and super soft. I have 4 shirts and plan on ordering more in th4 near future. I'm always getting compliments on all of them. I call them my weekend mom shirts. Good for active Saturdays and Sundays when I take my 18 month old out to the park, zoo, science center, etc. The only thing that I wish is that you could pick your color shirt. Some of the sayings I love, but I dont love the color it comes in. It would be nice to have options.