Description

If you can't function without caffeine, let the world know by sporting this insanely soft shirt. It basically excuses you from having to do anything before you've had at least 1 cup of coffee. It's also available in 2 shades of grey, in crewneck and v-neck.

Exchanges & Returns

Feel free to return unworn merchandise within 10 days of receipt (more flexible during the holidays). Why 10 days? Because we noticed the longer it takes, the more funky and damaged garments can get. Dog hair. People hair. Glitter. And even some stank on occasion. No fun. So that's how we landed at the number 10. Seasonal items such as Christmas designs are eligible for exchange only.

If you'd like to make an exchange, please click here to make an exchange.

Buy More, Pay Less

Any mix of shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts

1

$36

EACH

2

$32

EACH

3

$28

EACH

4+

$24.75

EACH

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